Places: Subway, Quiznos
Items: turkey sandwiches
Price: varies

Let’s say we Lunch Guys were cast out by our Lunch Families and had to spend Thanksgiving -- and every other holiday -- at a national restaurant chain. Well, that’s not a sad thing at all when Subway and Quiznos both have turkey on their menus.

Granted, it’s not the Norman Rockwell turkey feast, but we did load up on sandwiches at both places for a holiday-themed food fight. In this corner, Subway’s Turkey Breast sub and Turkey Breast and Bacon Melt. In the other corner, Quiznos’ Oven Roasted Turkey sandwich and Turkey Bacon Guacamole. Which rules the turkey roost?

Chris: I was stunned, Tom, stunned to see that both Quiznos and Subway apparently patronize the same turkey farm. There I was with two classic sandwiches: a 6-inch Subway Turkey Breast sub in my right hand, a regular-sized Quiznos’ Oven Roasted Turkey in the left. Both different on many levels except when I pulled out at turkey slice from each and began my Lunch Guy scrutiny. The thickness was the same to the millimeter, the color and consistency of the meat indistinguishable. It’s easier to tell the Olsen twins apart. Most important, though, is the turkey’s flavor. In this case, I give the slimmest of victories to Subway. It had a maple hint so faint I could have imagined it. Still both were top-shelf, without that moist film or fleshy feel of that turkey-ish product found in kids’ Lunchables.

For the overall sandwich, though, my vote goes to Quiznos. A Quiznos cross-section revealed a far superior bed of turkey, layered seven slices thick for a full 1/2 inch of white-meat goodness that filled out a big V of bread. The Subway turkey helping was so light, I almost thought I had ordered a Veggie Delight sub until I saw a little poultry peeking out. Looks like Quiznos and I will be spending a lot of holidays together.

Tom: As I ordered an off-the-rack Quiznos powerhouse—the Turkey Bacon Guac, I figured I had stacked the deck so high against Subway it had the same chance of winning this food fight as the Hickory Hoosiers had of winning the state basketball tournament. At Subway I had them craft me a more modest, but very Quiznos-like toasted Turkey Breast and Bacon Melt on Parmesan Oregano bread. At my request they sprinkled fresh leaves of spinach and banana peppers, salt, pepper, vinegar and a touch of oil---for a Subway made-to-order masterpiece. I prepared myself for the inevitable conclusion that Quiznos was a work of art and Subway was just a sub because for the past couple of years I’ve been wooed by Quiznos’ subtle sophistication.

But Chris, I have to say, the Subway sub was superior. Not tremendously so, because the Turkey Bacon Guac is a sandwich so good I’ve been known to get one the day after Thanksgiving. Yet Subway’s tasty bread and “designer” condiments but this franchise back on top. No longer will I always snub the neon yellow sign and blue-collar crowds at Subway to head to Quiznos. I feel like the Starbucks addict who just realized he can get a better cup of joe at good ol’ Dunkin Donuts--for two bucks less.

Chris: Hey, you get what you pay for, Tom. Granted, Subway is within reach of Quiznos turkey dominance if only the chain would try a little harder. Besides upping the turkey portion, add some more turkey subs to the menu, for pilgrims’ sake. There are six gourmet turkey choices on the Quiznos menu, a paltry two such poultry offerings on Subway’s. That’s why I’m not going to Subway when it’s time to gobble, gobble.

Tom: Try harder? Subway has crossed more hurdles than Edwin Moses. Their toaster is now sufficient to compete with Quiznos, they have six different breads and a slew of better condiments. Sure, Subway is Wal-Mart to Quiznos Nordstrom’s but everyone knows where they should do their Christmas shopping.


Chris’ ratings: Subway turkey: 4 sporks (out of 5); Quiznos turkey: 5 sporks.
Tom’s ratings: Subway: 5 sporks. Quiznos: 4 sporks.

Food facts:
Nutritional info varies…but it’s the holidays—you’re supposed to gain weight!

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